I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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