We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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