Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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