I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he wants to bone in the snuggie
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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