Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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