Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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