Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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