If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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