I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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