I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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