the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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