rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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