Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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