I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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