I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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