Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
