We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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