I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
