I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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