How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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