Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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