at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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