I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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