I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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