Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Two words: blizzard sex
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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