is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Randomize
