i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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