I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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