people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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