Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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