Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
