Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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