He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I believe in your delicious
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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