party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
