Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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