Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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