This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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