Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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