Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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