So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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