Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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