did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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