if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
It was confusing and full of hummus
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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