I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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