Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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