Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Randomize
