Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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