Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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