We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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