it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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