We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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