Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We were destined to go to rehab together
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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