There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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