Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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