Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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