well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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