Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
As shirtless as possible
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
you never un-have a 4some
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize