My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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