Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Come on in and take your pants off
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